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December 2011

71 posts

November 2011

75 posts

The Why We Broke Up Project: The costume does not... →

whywebrokeupproject: When I was in college, my roommate and I hosted a Halloween party. My boyfriend at the time showed up in a cow costume and I couldn’t stop laughing because he looked like a sort of hipster stuffed animal with udders. I said, “I could never be mad at you if you were wearing that costume.” Fast forward a couple of months. It is December in Colorado, and it is snowing. There...

“I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are...”

– -Unknown (via suburbanangst) Pretty much. Love, Rabble (via rabbleprochoice) Preach.

“I punched Chris Hemsworth in the face last week. Gave him a black eye. I was...”

– Kristen Stewart (x)

Katie's Life As Romantic Comedy (emphasis on...

Received this text from Brenna this morning at 10am on the dot: Really cute guy on the n wearing an indians cap. If you were still in ny, I would have given him your number and been like, ‘just call. Don’t ask questions.’ …Brenna knows me so well.

Twee Dreams: I was emailing a certain friend today... →

brennamae: I was emailing a certain friend today about a certain guy that she’s schtupping. The conversation clearly revolved around his inability to get it up (or as it’s known in science, “boner deficiency”). Google, in its creepy, creepy way, had ads on the side that it thought related to this email thread. They were, from top to bottom: “I Feel Like a Failure” “Kiss” “First Kiss...

“Fashion is one of the very few forms of expression in which women have more...”

– Fashion is a Feminist Issue: Greta Christina (via heyicanbetheanswer)

Reblog this if you love "Community" and want NBC...

notnadia: Uncomfortable observation not withstanding, FUCK YEAH COMMUNITY. I might fight with this show on occasion, but it is quality and deserves to be on the air. Doing more for televised narrative than Whitney could ever know what that means. Preach. What fresh hell is it that Whitney has a full-season order and Community has been shelved? I don’t…

“In fact, writing is a whole lot like the rhythm of baseball: long periods of...”

– Jane Leavy, Salon’s What’s the best baseball movie?

“Chapter 2: Henry did something. Whatever he did was surely profound and had a...”

– This is what happens when I have writer’s block. It isn’t pretty. (via brennamae) “And then they had sex. The End.”

The Frenemy.: To My Friends →

thefrenemy: You must know the romantic comedy trope I’m about to reference- Katherine Meg Ryan Aniston is in a puddle of tissues, mascara dribbling down her face in a graceful swan lake. She’s telling the camera or her mother about her latest accomplishment, probably some amazing breakthrough in the world of… I thank the universe daily that I also have friends like these. ...

“I always wanted to be pretty. I wanted to look like the girl they called the...”

– Dolly Parton (via mooncomeshiningdown) Everything I feel about everything, basically. (via rgr-pop)

f33ny: you may think you hate twilight but you will never hate twilight as much as robert pattinson hates twilight This is my favorite thing about any person ever.

strictlybecca: melociraptor: shiphassailed: kawaiilebroflovski: twirlergirl: hideeverytraceofsadness: Glee 3x06 - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You but like, this is really good omg a mixed between “i’m crying” and “oh my god they’re all so hot”???? this is absolutely gorgeous and my eyes literally flooded with tears the second santana started singing Just wow. THEY SOUND SO...