like porn. in the middle infield.

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:17:21 -0400

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

I cannot. I just cannot.

benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan akodadsfkls;a DYING

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:12:20 -0400

benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

akodadsfkls;a

DYING

emoangel420: I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:44:29 -0400

emoangel420:

I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.

evolutia: "You're just being reverse racist."

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:08:40 -0400

evolutia: "You're just being reverse racist.":

breathethedownbow:

That’s it. That’s the thing.

The second that I said, “white people” with a sigh of defeat, the entire system shifted. Suddenly, only brown people were depicted in the media. Suddenly, the narratives of the white people were categorically erased from history. The struggles, the pain, the genocides, every scrap of fear these people had undergone disappeared from the dialogues of society. There was discrimination in the law books, the foreign and domestic policy, everything. Everyone wanted to know why white people could say “cracker” but no one else. If I reported them to the police, I would eternally be believed over them. Their bodies were sexualized more than ones that looked like mine. And when the white people cried out to be heard, they were silenced, shh, this is a liberal society, this is a color-blind society.

I did the thing, I whisper, horrified.

AGH

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:02:43 -0400

AGH

onceuponabetsy: irrumatrix: ex-waif: horticultures: robertvis...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:40:22 -0400

onceuponabetsy:

irrumatrix:

ex-waif:

horticultures:

robertvision:

Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)

i’m into it

And how.

oh heavens

This made me so happy I threw up rainbows.

Yes. Yes.

describe yourself in 3 television characters.

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:33:08 -0400

Nick Miller (New Girl) + Alex Kerkovich (Happy Endings) + Jenna Maroney (30 Rock)

Britta Perry (Community) + Cece Meyers (New Girl) + Ann Perkins (Parks & Rec)

fuckyeahfeminists: What people mean when they say they’re not...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:30:17 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

What people mean when they say they’re not having kids.

THIS THIS THIS

craze-amaze: knitmeapony: sashaforthewin: selenophobic: dervl...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:46:04 -0400

craze-amaze:

knitmeapony:

sashaforthewin:

selenophobic:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Backitup Cunningscratch Omfg

The entire fact that this exists makes me insanely happy. Also, nice to meet you all, I am Beachbody Candygram.

Burgerking Custardbath or Beezlebub Johnnycash.

…. I like both.

Backitup Thundercats

thehehehe

Beelzebub Thundermunch

Headcanon: Cece & Elizabeth sit down at the bar, get drunk...

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:59:24 -0400

Headcanon: Cece & Elizabeth sit down at the bar, get drunk on mimosas, and become the best of friends the end

excisionmonster: niallwearsa36c: darnni: THIS IS SERIOUSLY A...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:15:06 -0400

excisionmonster:

niallwearsa36c:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

I SUDDENLY WANT SOME RANCH

i’d buy the fuck out of that salad dressing

Okay, that flash of leg in the second gif? jasdlkfja;lsjsklf;

I love this song so effing much

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:12:11 -0400

I love this song so effing much

brolininthetardis: sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:33:21 -0400

brolininthetardis:

sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch

These will never not be funny.

Bondycoot Cupcakeface

Social Justice Problems

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:20:10 -0400

on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult

born-howling: from ‘queen herod’ by carol ann duffy. happy...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:40:16 -0400

born-howling:

from ‘queen herod’ by carol ann duffy.

happy mothers day

Yes. Yes.

notesonascandal: “Oops (Oh My)”- Tweet f/Missy Masturbation?...

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:32:48 -0400

notesonascandal:

“Oops (Oh My)”- Tweet f/Missy

Masturbation? Hell yes.

Black Feminism.

Plus, Tweet is a dark brown girl that is beautiful.

Jazmine!

fuckyeahfeminists: YES!

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:06:30 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

YES!

patronsaintofwolves: doctorspockspaceman: littlemissmece: lady...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:59:48 -0400

patronsaintofwolves:

doctorspockspaceman:

littlemissmece:

lady-tyrell:

in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart

you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)

its funny because we all know who this is no matter what the combination is

this…….is so helpful when I need some quick combinations

I just made up Benadryl Candycane

This is the greatest thing.

Butterscotch Wafflesmack!

Binglebangle Curdlesnoot!

Ooh, I have one:

Biddledoot Crumpetface

craze-amaze: emmapond: Winston Bishop + Being Winston Winston...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:54:12 -0400

craze-amaze:

emmapond:

Winston Bishop + Being Winston

Winston is literally the best, if you don’t agree go away.

Winston Bishop is a Perfect Human.

firstladysexyfineass: The thing about micro aggressions is that eventually you have enough of...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:48:47 -0400

firstladysexyfineass:

The thing about micro aggressions is that eventually you have enough of it

And you end up blowing up

And people look at you funny like ” why are you so angry its just spilled milk”

Ok but you always spilling milk on me tho

THIS THIS THIS