Whenever you think, ‘I’m a waste of space and I’m a burden’, that also describes the Grand Canyon. ‘Oh, but I owe people a lot of money and everybody hates me’ - hello, Europe! ‘Oh, but I killed someone!’ So have firecrackers and onion rings, who gives a shit? ‘Oh, but I’ve done some other horrible, unforgivable thing’ - there’s six billion of us, Google it. Somebody has done exactly what you’ve done, and they’re currently on a book tour. You’re never alone. — Maria Bamford (via velocipedestrienne)

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kirkwoodisinoregon:

THERE’S NO RIGHT WAY TO BE A WOMAN

I CAN LIKE TO GET MY TOES DONE AND LIKE TO RUN AND GET SWEATY

OR I CAN HATE TO GET MY TOES DONE AND NOT WANT TO WEAR MAKE UP AND ONLY WANT TO PLAY IN THE DIRT

OR I CAN HATE TO GET DIRTY AND HATE TO CAMP AND WANT TO CURL MY HAIR EVERYDAY OR SOMETHING ELSE

ALL WAYS ARE OKAY AND AWESOME AND GREAT

Preach.

melanoleuca:

I hate when white boys dont know how to flirt with black girls

  • dont you fucking dare compare me to chocolate
  • dont say Im cute for a black girl
  • dont call me a nubian/african princess I swear I will set you on fire

Its more like youre flirting with my skin than with me ok

Applies to Asians too. (And sorry to say, it’s not just white boys who do this.)

  • don’t ask about how tight my pussy is
  • don’t mention “happy endings” in my presence
  • say “me love you long time” or any variation thereof, and i will wear your balls as earrings

Also to mixed peeps.

  • My ethnicity is not a guessing game. You do not win a prize (my vagina) at the end.
  • Did you actually just use the phrase “hybrid vigor”? Did you??!

(via patronsaintofwolves)

I don’t like it when people dismiss Twilight as puppy love or Snow White as a fairytale. Why should something be a less valuable depiction of the human condition because it’s about a 17-year-old girl? Why should something be less credible as a story because it’s about a princess? I don’t think of those parts as lesser parts. Kristen Stewart (via heartkbitch)

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barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.
“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.
Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.
“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.
As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.
“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

Truly one of my favorite photographs ever.

barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.

Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.

“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.

As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.

“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

Truly one of my favorite photographs ever.

Yes, I have a hair appointment today. Why do you ask? (all images from various Google searches.)

GPOY

GPOY

(via gingerhaze)

ilovecharts:

A informational chart about how to make one of my favourite things… Coffee.

Things I should know, being a barista and all.

ilovecharts:

A informational chart about how to make one of my favourite things… Coffee.

Things I should know, being a barista and all.

….yep.

….yep.

(via hapaculture)