THERE’S NO RIGHT WAY TO BE A WOMAN
I CAN LIKE TO GET MY TOES DONE AND LIKE TO RUN AND GET SWEATY
OR I CAN HATE TO GET MY TOES DONE AND NOT WANT TO WEAR MAKE UP AND ONLY WANT TO PLAY IN THE DIRT
OR I CAN HATE TO GET DIRTY AND HATE TO CAMP AND WANT TO CURL MY HAIR EVERYDAY OR SOMETHING ELSE
ALL WAYS ARE OKAY AND AWESOME AND GREAT
I hate when white boys dont know how to flirt with black girls
- dont you fucking dare compare me to chocolate
- dont say Im cute for a black girl
- dont call me a nubian/african princess I swear I will set you on fire
Its more like youre flirting with my skin than with me ok
Applies to Asians too. (And sorry to say, it’s not just white boys who do this.)
- don’t ask about how tight my pussy is
- don’t mention “happy endings” in my presence
- say “me love you long time” or any variation thereof, and i will wear your balls as earrings
Also to mixed peeps.
- My ethnicity is not a guessing game. You do not win a prize (my vagina) at the end.
- Did you actually just use the phrase “hybrid vigor”? Did you??!